It's here, it's finally arrived! The ultimate waffle iron, a perfect fusion of practicality and style. It's the toilet-shaped waffle-iron! It'll revolutionise the way you think about waffles!
We caught up with Mrs Butterworth, one of the first housewives to get a hands-on go with the fantastic device in question. Here's what she had to say:
"It's brilliant! Who'd have thought you could have so much fun with just a toilet shaped waffle iron? Not only does it cook waffles, it's also a fully functioning toilet, you know. It's revolutionised the way I cook!"
Also impressed were the members of the National Waffle Ironing Club (NWIC) to which Mrs Butterworth belongs.
So what are you waiting for? Head out and buy a a toilet shaped waffle iron today! It's so splendiferous, it'll make even the most boring of cooking tasks fun!
Personally, I can't wait to masticate one of the toilet-shaped waffles. Can you?
